Skully Gas and Beer

Meet Skully — Vaquero Nation Employee #001

Position: Director of Absolutely Nothing
Department: Beer, Bullshit & Quality Control
Employment Status: Somehow still employed

Skully is the first, only, and least productive employee of Vaquero Nation. When he’s not holding down the couch, staring into space, or taking unauthorized breaks, he specializes in supervising Heath while contributing absolutely nothing to the workload.

His responsibilities include drinking imaginary beer, judging new merch, ignoring deadlines, keeping questionable hours, and reminding management that good help is apparently hard to find.

Skully also serves as Heath’s roommate, which means he lives at work and still manages to show up late.

He’s never packed an order.
Never pressed a shirt.
Never answered a customer.
And has yet to generate one damn dollar in revenue.

But look at him.

Employee of the Month — every month.
Mostly because there’s nobody else on payroll.

Skully’s official Vaquero Nation uniform:
Gas & Beer — Fuel Good Times.

VAQUERO NATION
Built by Heath. Supervised by a lazy-ass skeleton. 💀🍺🏍️